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An original alternative comedy by The Wardrobe Theatre

The silver-tongued Goldilock can see that her days of selling moody goods on the cobbled streets of East End London are numbered. But when circumstances leave her on the run from a pack of bears and badly indebted to a notorious gangster, will our young heroine be able to raise the needed ‘bees and honey’ in time and avoid doing porridge?

Goldilock, Stock & Three Smoking Bears is an original alternative comedy, created by The Wardrobe Theatre and written and devised by the company. The show is a ill-fated fusion of the classic porridge-thieving fairy tale with 1998’s cult cockney caper to create something new, exciting, smart and very, very funny.

“An absolutely gold plated show, a must see.”
★★★★★ Broadway Baby

“Clever, silly and uproarious!”
★★★★ Reviews Hub

“A grin-and-laugh factor that little I have seen this year can match.”
★★★★ StageTalk Magazine

“Raucously funny.”
★★★★ The Fix

An original production by The Wardrobe Theatre, written and devised by the company
– Adam Fuller
Cast – Lotte Allan, Harry Humberstone, Emma Keaveney-Roys, Andrew Kingston
Additional Touring Cast – Peter Baker, Alice Lamb
Touring Director – Chris Collier
Producer & Assistant Director – Matthew Whittle
Music Director – Ben Osborn
Designer – Madeleine Girling
Lighting Designer – Edmund McKay
Technician – Chris Collier
Assistant Producer – Morgan Matthews

The Warren: The Hat, Brighton Fringe: 29 May – 3 June 2018
The Drum, Theatre Royal Plymouth: 5-24 December 2017
Theatre Shop, Clevedon: 23-24 November 2017
Zoo Venues, Edinburgh Fringe Festival: 2-20 August 2017
Tobacco Factory Theatres, Bristol: 20-28 July 2017
The Wardrobe Theatre, Bristol: 1-13 August 2016
The Wardrobe Theatre, Bristol: 1 December 201517 January 2016

  • Dates: Christmas 2015 & Edinburgh Fringe 2017
  • Suitable for: Ages 16+
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Goldilock, Stock & Three Smoking Bears
Goldilock, Stock & Three Smoking Bears
  • Suitable for: Ages 16+
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