Christmas 2026 with The Wardrobe Theatre: A fast, smart, original alternative comedy parody mash-up from the makers of Moulin Scrooge, Notting Hell, The Good, The Bad & The Coyote Ugly, MDH: Puppets Do A Movie and many more!
The silver-tongued Goldilock can see that her days of selling moody goods on the cobbled streets of East End London are numbered. But when circumstances leave her on the run from a pack of bears and badly indebted to a notorious gangster, will our young heroine be able to raise the needed ‘bees and honey’ in time and avoid doing porridge?
This Christmas, The Wardrobe Theatre is giddy to bring back one of our all-time favourite productions: Goldilock, Stock & Three Smoking Bears. As we celebrate 10 years of The Wardrobe Theatre in Old Market, we’re going back to where it all began with the first show ever to be performed here. Get ready for an ill-fated fusion of the classic porridge-thieving fairy tale with 1998’s cult cockney caper to create something new, exciting, smart and very, very funny.
“An absolutely gold plated show, a must see.”
★★★★★ Broadway Baby
“Clever, silly and uproarious!”
★★★★ Reviews Hub
“A grin-and-laugh factor that little I have seen this year can match.”
★★★★ StageTalk Magazine
“Raucously funny.”
★★★★ The Fix
Fan Club Night!
Wednesday 16th December 2026 is Fan Club Night! Join us for pre-show mingling and a post-show Q&A with the cast and creative team of Goldilock, Stock & Three Smoking Bears. A chance to meet other like-minded fans of the theatre and ask the makers of the show anything! Only members and champions of The Wardrobe Theatre Fan Club will be able to book for this performance. Join here today! To book for Fan Club Night, please log into your customer account first to view available seats.
An original production by The Wardrobe Theatre, written and devised by the company
Director – Adam Fuller
Originally Devised by – Lotte Allan, Chris Collier, Adam Fuller, Harry Humberstone, Emma Keaveney-Roys, Andrew Kingston, Matthew Whittle
Music Director – Ben Osborn
Designer – Madeleine Girling
