Goldilock, Stock & Three Smoking Bears

An original alternative comedy by The Wardrobe Theatre

25th Dec
Ages 14+ | Christmas 2015 & Summer 2016

The silver-tongued Goldilock can see that her days of selling moody goods on the cobbled streets of East End London are numbered. But when circumstances leave her on the run from a pack of bears and badly indebted to a notorious gangster, will our young heroine be able to raise the needed ‘bees and honey’ in time and avoid doing porridge?

After the stunning successes of previous alternative comedies Muppits Die Hard, Se7en Dwarfs and Oedipuss In Boots, Goldilock, Stock & Three Smoking Bears is a madcap merging of the classic porridge-thieving fairytale with Guy Ritchie’s cult 1998 cockney caper – and another bold new comedy from The Wardrobe Theatre!

“Really fantastic characters, ingenious gags and wonderful references… hilarious and a thoroughly entertaining evening.”
The Reviews Hub

“This really is a side splitting affair… raucously funny.”
★★★★ The Fix

★★★★ Female Arts
★★★★ StageTalk Magazine

AWT Original

An original production, written and devised by the company
– Adam Fuller
Cast – Lotte Allan, Harry Humberstone, Emma Keaveney-Roys, Andrew Kingston
Producer & Assistant Director – Matthew Whittle
Music Director – Ben Osborn
Designer – Madeleine Girling
Lighting Designer – Edmund McKay

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