Goldilock, Stock & Three Smoking Bears

An original alternative comedy by The Wardrobe Theatre

25th Dec
Ages 14+ | Christmas 2015, Summer 2016, Edinburgh Fringe 2017, Plymouth 2017

The silver-tongued Goldilock can see that her days of selling moody goods on the cobbled streets of East End London are numbered. But when circumstances leave her on the run from a pack of bears and badly indebted to a notorious gangster, will our young heroine be able to raise the needed ‘bees and honey’ in time and avoid doing porridge?

Goldilock, Stock & Three Smoking Bears is an original alternative comedy, created by The Wardrobe Theatre and written and devised by the company. The show is a ill-fated fusion of the classic porridge-thieving fairy tale with Guy Ritchie’s cult 1998 cockney caper to create something new, exciting, smart and very, very funny.

“Really fantastic characters, ingenious gags and wonderful references… hilarious and a thoroughly entertaining evening.”
The Reviews Hub

“This really is a side splitting affair… raucously funny.”
★★★★ The Fix

★★★★ Female Arts
★★★★ StageTalk Magazine

Tour Dates for Goldilock, Stock & Three Smoking Bears in 2017:
November 2017 at Theatre Shop Clevedon

Christmas 2017 at Plymouth Theatre Royal

An original production, written and devised by the company
– Adam Fuller
Cast – Peter Baker, Harry Humberstone, Andrew Kingston, Alice Lamb
Original Cast: Lotte Allan, Emma Keaveney-Roys
Producer & Assistant Director – Matthew Whittle
Music Director – Ben Osborn
Designer – Madeleine Girling
Lighting Designer – Edmund McKay
Technician – Chris Collier
Assistant Producer – Morgan Matthews

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