Family theatre and rock star legend Kid Carpet is back with a totally brand new show this Christmas! A lo-fi, hi-tech, big-beat bonkers panto stuffed with songs, silliness and surprise grannies – for ages 3-10 and their families
Kid Carpet hates panto. The Noisy Animals absolutely bloody love it. So guess what they’re doing? Yep. A panto. Now there’s a beanstalk in the middle of everything, and nobody’s quite sure what’s going on.
Featuring Bear, Gorilla, Badger and Hedgehog (with possible appearances from Hedgehog’s golden bum eggs), this is Jack & The Beanstalk like it’s been thrown in a blender with a drum machine and dodgy celebrity lookalikes. Part Air Guitar workshop, part magical mess, this lo-fi, hi-tech, big-beat bonkers show is stuffed with songs, silliness and surprise grannies.
Bring your kids. Bring yer nan. Bring snacks. It’s theatre, but it’s loud, proud and completely off its bean(stalk). Perfect for ages 3–10, families, party monsters, and fans of noisy nonsense. From the makers of Kid Carpet & The Noisy Animals, Noisy Holiday, Kid Carpet & The Noisy Neighbours, Noisy Nativity, Kid Carpet & The Noisy Garden Centre, Kid Carpet’s Super Mega Rockin’ Rock Show and more!
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Jack & The Beanstalk by Kid Carpet & The Noisy Animals. With help from Chris Collier, Stephanie Kempson and Natalie Otto. Illustration by Hannah Broadway.
Relaxed performance: Thu 18th Dec, 11am
Relaxed performances are specifically set-up to be sensitive to, and accepting of, audience members who may benefit from a more relaxed environment including (but not limited to) those with: Autistic Spectrum conditions, Sensory and Communication disorders, Learning Disabilities.
These shows allow everyone to enjoy the show in their own way, whether that includes the need to move in and out of the theatre during the performance, make involuntary noises, or take a bit more time to adjust to surroundings. If you have any queries, please contact: info@thewardrobetheatre.com
