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Bernard’s got a problem but his mum and dad are too busy to notice – David McKee’s much-loved story about being heard, with integrated Makaton, brought to the stage by Roustabout Theatre (Dinosaurs & All That Rubbish, Little Red Riding Could, Luna) for ages 3-8 and their families


‘There’s a monster in the garden and it’s going to eat me.’

Bernard’s got a problem. There’s a monster in the garden… but his mum and dad are too busy to notice. So Bernard does what any sensible child would do — he tries to befriend it. That doesn’t quite go to plan. A wildly funny, physical theatre adaptation of David McKee’s much-loved picture book, bursting with chaos, live music made from instruments and household objects, and an ENORMOUS purple monster. This is a story about being heard, getting noticed, and what happens when grown-ups are just too busy — told with comedy, imagination, and plenty of mischief.

With integrated Makaton, this accessible production is suitable for everyone aged 3+.

“A really fun and engaging family show. I would highly recommend it!”
★★★★★ Edinburgh Fringe for Kids on Dinosaurs & All That Rubbish

“Will put a big smile on your children’s faces.”
★★★★ Theatre Weekly on Dinosaurs & All That Rubbish

Created by Roustabout Theatre, based on the book by David McKee. Supported by Arts Council England, the egg, and Front Room Theatre.

Not Now Bernard © David McKee 1980, published by Andersen Press Ltd

  • Dates: Sat 6th & Sun 7th Feb 2027
  • Show time: 11.30am & 2pm
  • Tickets: £12 (ages 2 and under go free)
  • Running Time: 55 mins (no interval)
  • Suitable for: Ages 3-8
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Not Now, Bernard
Not Now, Bernard
  • Running Time: 55 mins (no interval)
  • Suitable for: Ages 3-8
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