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A family comic theatre circus show. For humans. Featuring fails and possibly wins in diabolo, hulahoop and china plate-spinning, for ages 3-10


Mark and Loz are circus performers. But circus is REALLY hard. FailFailFailFailWin! is a show about not hiding all the “try”s you did that failed.

Uplifting, nurturing and agelessly relevant. Join the adventure and explore what happens inside Loz’s brain when she does a big FAIL. Meet a cast of characters on Loz’s quest: straight talking monkey professor Steven Chimpington – philosopher, raconteur, critic; Brian Henshaw, “science enthusiast”, oh and of course Sven Svenstoferson, Sweden’s greatest astronaut.

Featuring such fails and possibly wins in the mediums of diabolo, juggling, hulahoop and an attempt to spin 8 real VERDAGEN Ikea plates, retail value £2 each. Total economic jeopardy = £16. Plus shipping.

“Good”
6 year old we assume was called Barney, or possibly Jake, jumper with a rocket on it

“By several metrics a passable piece of children’s theater.”
New York post sports columnist

“Terrible and mean to owls.”
Rival kids show seeking to undermine our inevitable rise to a 6-part Netflix series.

“I liked Sven Stofferson.”
All audience members that have ever seen Sven

  • Dates: Sat 31st May 2025
  • Show time: 11am
  • Tickets: £10 (ages 2 and under go free)
  • Running Time: 1 hour (no interval)
  • Suitable for: Ages 3-10
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  • Running Time: 1 hour (no interval)
  • Suitable for: Ages 3-10
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