Following recent smash-hit alternative comedy mash-up musicals including Moulin Scrooge, Notting Hell, The Good, The Bad & The Coyote Ugly and MDH: Puppets Do A Movie, this Christmas The Wardrobe Theatre is giddy to bring back one of our all-time favourite productions…
Christmas 2026 at The Wardrobe Theatre will be:
GOLDILOCK, STOCK & THREE SMOKING BEARS
As we celebrate 10 years of The Wardrobe Theatre in Old Market, we’re going back to where it all began with the first show ever to be performed in this venue. Get ready for an ill-fated fusion of the classic porridge-thieving fairy tale with 1998’s cult cockney caper to create something new, exciting, smart and very, very funny.
The silver-tongued Goldilock can see that her days of selling moody goods on the cobbled streets of East End London are numbered. But when circumstances leave her on the run from a pack of bears and badly indebted to a notorious gangster, will our young heroine be able to raise the needed ‘bees and honey’ in time and avoid doing porridge?
“An absolutely gold plated show, a must see.”
★★★★★ Broadway Baby
For full details and to book your tickets click here
Priority booking opens for members and champions of The Wardrobe Theatre Fan Club (join here): 10am, 29th May 2026
Public booking opens: 10am, 5th June 2026