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Family theatre and rock star legend Kid Carpet is back with a totally brand new show this Christmas! A lo-fi, hi-tech, big-beat bonkers panto stuffed with songs, silliness and surprise grannies – for ages 3-10 and their families


Kid Carpet hates panto. The Noisy Animals absolutely bloody love it. So guess what they’re doing? Yep. A panto. Now there’s a beanstalk in the middle of everything, and nobody’s quite sure what’s going on.

Featuring Bear, Gorilla, Badger and Hedgehog (with possible appearances from Hedgehog’s golden bum eggs), this is Jack & The Beanstalk like it’s been thrown in a blender with a drum machine and dodgy celebrity lookalikes. Part Air Guitar workshop, part magical mess, this lo-fi, hi-tech, big-beat bonkers show is stuffed with songs, silliness and surprise grannies.

Bring your kids. Bring yer nan. Bring snacks. It’s theatre, but it’s loud, proud and completely off its bean(stalk). Perfect for ages 3–10, families, party monsters, and fans of noisy nonsense. From the makers of Kid Carpet & The Noisy Animals, Noisy Holiday, Kid Carpet & The Noisy Neighbours, Noisy Nativity, Kid Carpet & The Noisy Garden Centre, Kid Carpet’s Super Mega Rockin’ Rock Show and more!

“The Mighty Boosh for kids.”
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“If you’ve got kids, you must take them to see Kid Carpet. If you haven’t got kids, borrow some and go anyway.”
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Jack & The Beanstalk by Kid Carpet & The Noisy Animals. With help from Chris Collier, Stephanie Kempson and Natalie Otto. Illustration by Hannah Broadway.

  • Dates: Thu 18th Dec 2025 - Sun 4th Jan 2026
  • Show time: 11am & 2pm
  • Tickets: £12 (ages 2 and under go free)
  • Running Time: 1 hour (no interval)
  • Suitable for: Ages 3-10
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  • Running Time: 1 hour (no interval)
  • Suitable for: Ages 3-10
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Choose a date

Thu 18th December
11:00 am
£12
Thu 18th December
2:00 pm
£12
Fri 19th December
11:00 am
£12
Fri 19th December
2:00 pm
£12
Sat 20th December
11:00 am
£12
Sat 20th December
2:00 pm
£12
Sun 21st December
11:00 am
£12
Mon 22nd December
11:00 am
£12
Mon 22nd December
2:00 pm
£12
Tue 23rd December
11:00 am
£12
Tue 23rd December
2:00 pm
£12
Tue 23rd December
4:30 pm
£12
Sat 27th December
11:00 am
£12
Sat 27th December
2:00 pm
£12
Sun 28th December
11:00 am
£12
Mon 29th December
11:00 am
£12
Tue 30th December
11:00 am
£12
Tue 30th December
2:00 pm
£12
Thu 1st January
2:00 pm
£12
Thu 1st January
4:30 pm
£12
Fri 2nd January
11:00 am
£12
Fri 2nd January
2:00 pm
£12
Sat 3rd January
11:00 am
£12
Sun 4th January
11:00 am
£12

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