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From the makers of Sherlock In Homes comes the world’s first online interactive panto, a uniquely filthy and fun night in – presented by Sharp Teeth Theatre and Tom Marshman in association with The Wardrobe Theatre

Once upon a time Beauty was in her boudoir, where she usually performs sexy shows through her web cam. But she fingered a prick, and now a terrible curse has fallen upon her and the kingdom. In her bush-straddled, thorn-wrapped castle, Beauty has fallen into a deep and prolonged sleep, and she must be woken. But how?

Starring everyone’s fairy godmother Annette Curtains (Tom Marshman), alongside the wicked fairy Maleficent (Peter Baker), Streaming Beauty (Carmen Monoxide), the king and queen (Lotte Allan), the castle (Megan Clark-Bagnal) and the artist formally known as Prince (Edson Burton). Can you help them in their quest to restore the world to a new normal and wake Beauty from her sleep?

Devour this uniquely filthy and interactive Christmas show live from your homes, through the Christmas miracle of zoom. Bring your own mince pies and booze.

1. You will need to log on to Zoom for this experience and will need an internet connection. You must update to the latest version of Zoom, some moments of the show won’t work unless you have updated it in the last month. And please make sure your device is plugged in and on charge because Zoom uses a lot of battery.
2. You will be provided with a link and password to access the performance on the day of the performance – this will be via email. Make sure you have the email address that you booked with. Our tech may ask for it as a proof of your ticket when you arrive. If you booked more than one ticket, simply share this email with the rest of the attendees.
3. The show starts at 8pm, you can enter the waiting room from 7:30pm and the zoom room will open from 7:55pm. We advise arriving on time, as latecomers will find themselves a little bamboozled.
4. During the majority of this experience you will be broken into smaller groups for interactive tasks. If you are attending with others on different devices and want to take part together, you should change your Zoom name to the same team name on arrival in the room.
5. If you sound doesn’t connect or something goes wrong, feel free to exit and re-enter the room. Our tech (Tinkerbell) will be on hand to help you at all times.
6. Bring a notepad and pen! This is for a very quick, fun challenge in one of the rooms. We also encourage glittery clothing and beverages.

An original production by Sharp Teeth Theatre, Tom Marshman & The Wardrobe Theatre, written and devised by the company
Director & Tech – Stephanie Kempsonn
Cast – Tom Marshman, Peter Baker, Carmen Monoxide, Lotte Allan, Megan Clark-Bagnall, Edson Burton
Composition & Sound Design – Ben Osborn
Design – Rebecca Wood
Producer – Stephanie Kempson

  • Dates: Christmas 2020
  • Suitable for: Ages 18+
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