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An original comedy from Pea Bien Theatre (Painting By Numbers) that swings a wrecking ball into the CROTCH of CAPITALISM and asks ‘How d’ya like them apples?’ – featuring big suits, loud ties and riotous dance routines


This is the story of one man’s pointless job. His life seems to have no impact on the world, and, with a breakdown looming, he’s starting to lose the plot. (And his hairline). What begins as a series of subtle acts of rebellion soon turns into a hysterical disregard for the job at hand – not that his boss seems to have noticed. 

“We leave with our jaws aching from laughing so much.”
Everything Theatre

“Slick as a whistle… Very funny.”
The Reviews Hub

“Besides being good-hearted, joyous and laugh-out-loud, the show is also exceptionally wholesome.”
★★★★ BroadwayWorld on Painting By Numbers

“Fast paced, frantic… and outrageously funny.”
★★★★★ TheatreLab on Painting By Numbers

Formed in 2019, Pea Bien Theatre are a trio of theatre-makers and artists based in Bristol – Aaron May, Jacob Aldcroft and Joe Topping. They create work that immerses their audience fully into easily accessible, hilarious, punchy and poignant stories. They’re always testing their creativity – trying new forms, experimenting and playing. They blend comedy, drama, sketch, performance art, dance and live music into an onstage voice that is uniquely theirs. They collaboratively devise all of their work, each of them contributing equally to shows that evolve constantly, stories that they care about. Their work feels wild and alive, every time they perform.

  • Dates: Wed 10th - Fri 12th Sept 2025
  • Show time: 7.30pm
  • Tickets: £14 (£12 conc.)
  • Running Time: 1 hour (no interval)
  • Suitable for: Ages 14+
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  • Running Time: 1 hour (no interval)
  • Suitable for: Ages 14+
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