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Dre and Jo are busy-important-slugs-on-the rise, going straight to the top. Lett-uce be frank: these queer deviants will be dancing, lip syncing and writhing around in lots… and lots of SLIME


50 Ways To Kill A Slug celebrates queerness, ugliness and uselessness, exploring the slug as a political symbol of resistance. Rejecting the relentless grind, these sluggies embrace radical slowness, defiantly rejecting the binary “BE PRODUCTIVE OR DIE!”.

Watch them strive to transcend their terrestrial existence in a sexy, ugly divergence from the unsustainable norm. Join us in slug land, where it’s safe—or is it? Squish!

“So unique it takes the category box and smashes it into oblivion.”
★★★★ The LIST on Dre Spisto

“Stunning.”
★★★★ The Scotsman on Dre Spisto

“A fantastic gift for capturing the full sensory experience.”
★★★★ – London City Nights on Joana Nastari

“Euphoric.”
★★★★★ The Hive on Joana Nastari

  • Dates: Wed 18th - Sat 21st June 2025
  • Show time: 7.30pm
  • Tickets: £14 (£12 conc.)
  • Running Time: 1 hour (no interval)
  • Suitable for: Ages 16+
  • TheatreComedyLGBTQ+
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  • Running Time: 1 hour (no interval)
  • Suitable for: Ages 16+
  • Connect with the artist: