Season 32 Ep 7 – “It Never Pleuts but it Pours!”
Monday 6th April 2026
Simpkins, has jut come back from a solo trip to France and his brother Big Dick Johnson, is upset that he wasn’t invited. He’s even more upset, when Simpkins tells him, that he Dick, is not the sort of person the French would want to meet. To prove Simpkins wrong, Dick learns French on Duolingo. Impressed, Simpkins concedes and rewards Dick with a trip to Marseilles.
Alistair Bagworth has hitched a lift to the surgery with Dr Aaron Tempest. On the way, however, Alistair has a severe allergic reaction to a lemon sherbet. Rushing to the surgery along the riverbank, distracted by Alistair and heavy rain, Aaron crashes his vintage car. They escape the sinking car and Aaron saves Alistair with the daring application of another lemon sweet – one cancels the other.
Vicki Entwhistle is feeling down about her upcoming birthday and Alex Ledecky suggest she tries Botox, but not before letting it slip that her fiancé, Aaron, is planning a surprise birthday party. They help themselves to the Botox supply at the surgery leaving Vicki with ultra-smooth skin and a trout pout. Aaron and Alistair arrive having rescued Vicki’s presents from the river. A couple of sherbet lemons later Vicki is cured of the trout pout and her surprise party can begin.
Roy Keen agrees to put up for the town council to support MP Constance Sugar. Roy soon discovers the corruption in local politics when Constance’s husband, Simpkins, demands Roy gives him money for a swimming pool in exchange for his vote. Determined to make a change, he tells Constance he is going to oust her as MP. Constance is furious and decides to arrange for Roy to have “an accident”.
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