Season 30 Ep 7 – “A Wrong Track Mind!”
Monday 7th April 2025
Alex and Saffron are trapped in the creepy attic above the café. Alex rescues Saffron from
the chimney and after reviving her with hot chocolate they explore. They discover a book of
conspiracy theories written by Debita Webra (the former café owner and Saffron’s ex).
Opening the book, Saffron is overcome with emotion and faints!
Big Dick Johnson learns that his low heart rate rises when he thinks about love. Popping into
the pub he meets Jonelle Pollock an Australian tourist looking to fill her mind. He takes her
on a tour of Newtown to visit the folk museum and Lylle Hill. Eventually she has to leave, and
a suddenly sad Dick checks his pulse…his heart rate is up.
Vicky is thinking of leaving Newtown but Aaron still loves her and wants to win her back.
Noticing that both Tracy and Roy seem to have the look of love he assumes they are in love
with each other and sets up a double date. Actually, Roy loves Aaron, and, after dressing up
for the date in orange socks, he tells Aaron. Aaron tells him he doesn’t love him back and
Roy crumbles, not realising that it’s Tracy who loves him.
Meanwhile hypochondriac Simpkins is concerned that his legs may not be the same length
causing him to walk in circles…
Is Saffron really not that posh?
Will Roy and Tracey start a relationship?
Will Aaron follow Vicky to Skegness?
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