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White Noise Theatre present an outrageous, dark comedy about the shortfalls of our education system and finding love in darkness – the debut play of award-winning screenwriter and actress, Tiggy Bayley


A disillusioned and cynical teaching assistant meets her match in a troubled little Irish Traveller. Squidge follows Daisy as she navigates her new job in a South London state school. When she is assigned a young Irish traveller to help with his reading she finds hope in an unlikely friendship. 

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  • Dates: Weds 18th Feb 2026
  • Show time: 7.30pm
  • Tickets: £14
  • Running Time: 1 hour (no interval)
  • Suitable for: Ages 14+
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  • Running Time: 1 hour (no interval)
  • Suitable for: Ages 14+
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